PETER’S HUMOR? – SUMMER 2005
BY PETER MULLER, V.P. C.A.S.H. A hunter was cruising along a back country road when all of a sudden he drove into a huge mud hole right in the center of the road. Being hopelessly…
PETER’S HUMOR? – SPRING 2005
HUNTING ISN’T A JOKE, BUT HUNTERS AND GAME AGENTS ARE! By Peter Muller, Joke Master and VP, C.A.S.H. A man goes into a restaurant, sits down and starts reading the menu. The menu says: Broiled…
PETER’S HUMOR? – FALL/WINTER 2004
Hunting’s not a joke, but hunters and game agents are! By Peter Muller, VP, C.A.S.H. A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It’s for my husband,” she explains to the…
PETER’S HUMOR? – Fall / Winter 2003-2004
Ted Nugent is visiting a school to promote hunting In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a “tragedy.” One little boy stands up and offers that, “If…
PETER’S HUMOR? – SUMMER 2004
Hunting’s not a joke, but hunters and game agents are! By Peter Muller, VP, C.A.S.H. Matt was shot dead by one of his buddies while hunting. His wife, Doreen, was taking care of the funeral…
PETER’S HUMOR? – SPRING 2004
A father and son go hunting and get lost in the woods. The father remains calm and says, “Don’t panic I know what to do in a case like this. You shoot up into the…
PETER’S HUNTING HUMOR?
Ted Nugent is visiting a school to promote hunting In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a “tragedy.” One little boy stands up and offers that, “If…
PETER’S HUMOR? – SUMMER 2003
By Peter Muller, VP, C.A.S.H. A hunter comes back from a hunting trip in total agony. He runs to his doctor’s office and says that his body hurts whenever he touches it. “Show me,” says…
PETER’S HUMOR? – 2003 SPRING
Hunting’s not a joke, but hunters and game agents are! By Peter Muller An AR-activist walks into a bar, sits down, orders a beer and tells the bartender, “Hey, I have a really funny dumb-hunter…
PETER’S HUMOR? – FALL/WINTER 2002
By Peter Muller, VP C.A.S.H. A hunter went to a shopping mall wearing his camo-outfit with his hunting license on his back He entered an appliance store, approached the salesman and declared, “I’d like to…