Peter’s Humor? – Fall 2017
From Peter Muller, Vice-President, C.A.S.H. A hunter is introduced to his first thermos-bottle. He is very curious about it and asks the sales clerk what it does. The sales clerk says it’s a wonderful invention…
PETER’S HUMOR (SUMMER 2018)
Q: What do you call 10 hunters standing ear to ear at a bar? A: A wind tunnel. Q: What did the hunter do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?…
Peter’s Humor? – SUMMER 2007
By Peter Muller, V.P., C.A.S.H. A truck driver who was hauling a load of merchandise for Cabela’s Outfitters, a hunting supply company, stopped into a truck stop in a Northern California town to have some…
Peter’s Humor? – SPRING 2007
By Peter Muller, V.P., C.A.S.H. A hunter who works as a traffic cop pulls over a fellow hunter and asks him for his license. The hunter rummages around the glove compartment but comes up empty.…
Peter’s Humor – WINTER 2007
Warm-up: Q: What is the difference between the Abominable Snowman and an intelligent hunter? A: There are reports that the Abominable Snowman has been sighted. Q: Why can’t hunters get jobs as elevator operators? A:…
PETER’S HUMOR? – SUMMER 2006
BY PETER MULLER, V.P. C.A.S.H. How do you make a hunter laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday. An overweight hunter consulted his doctor for advice. The doctor, after he found out…
Peter’s Humor? – SPRING 2006
Bubba and Clem sit on the stoop in front of Bubba’s shack whittling and drooling. After a few hours Clem turns to Bubba and ventures: “You’re goin’ huntin’ next week?” “Yup” “Be gone all week?”…
PETER’S HUMOR? – WINTER 2005
Overheard in a hunting bar “Why is it called tourist season if we’re not allowed to shoot them?” A businessman and a banker went duck hunting; they rowed out to the middle of the lake…
PETER’S HUMOR? – FALL 2005
BY PETER MULLER, V.P. C.A.S.H. There was an old hunter from Maine Who only had half a brain When hunting for deer He would fill up with beer And stagger around in the rain. Four…