PETER’S HUMOR? – SPRING/SUMMER 2002

Hunting’s not a joke, but hunters and game agents are!

By Peter Muller, V.P. C.A.S.H.

By Peter Muller, V.P. C.A.S.H.

What is distinctly different about a hunter’s birth?

When a hunter is born the doctor is so disgusted he slaps the mother.

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Two hunters were hunting on opposite sides of a large lake. One of them yells across to the other: “How do you get to the other side?” The other hunter is totally perplexed. Finally he yells back “You are already on the other side”

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Why did the hunter bring his tree stand to the bar?

He heard all the drinks were on the house.

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What has 80 legs and 4 teeth?

A hunters’ conference.

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On the New York State hunting license application one line reads:

Education: 1 2 3 4
(Circle highest grade completed)

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A hunter takes his idiot nephew hunting for the first time. “Look” says the hunter – “it’s simple, just three steps:

1) Look for tracks

2) Follow the tracks

3) Shoot the deer

“Got it?”

The idiot beams and says, “Yeah — I think I got it,” and trots off into the woods. About 10 hours later he comes crawling back all battered and bruised.

Looking very apologetic – he explains:

1) I find tracks

2) I follow tracks

3) I get hit by train