C.A.S.H. apologizes if you are not amused.
JJJ
A hunter, still in camos, goes to a McDonalds for lunch. After staring at a woman seated at the counter for a few minutes, he walks over to her and kisses her. She jumps up and slaps him silly.
He immediately apologized and explained, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.”
She screamed at him “Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good killing savage – get away from me!”
“Funny,” he mutters, “you even sound exactly like her.”
JJJ
Q: What did the hunter get on his IQ test?
A: Saliva
JJJ
A turkey hunter who prided himself on being an intellectual accidentally shot and killed his partner because he had a turkey decoy on his back while he was using a turkey caller. While talking to the inquisitive reporters, he wasn’t able to contain his disdain for his dead colleague and said: Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
JJJ
Contrary to public opinion, hunters actually do hold patents and copyrights on some major inventions; here are some of them:
• Inflatable dart board
• A dictionary index
• Ejector seat in a helicopter
• Powdered water
• Water-proof tea bag
JJJ
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