Peter’s Humor? Winter 2009

C.A.S.H. apologizes if you are not amused.

It is a bad month for our Joke-Meister, nevertheless his fan club below remains loyal. In order for C.A.S.H. not to let our readers down in the future, we urge those of you with a good sense of humor, love of animals, and disdain for hunting and trapping to send us a relevant joke for our next newsletter. Not all will get published, but, hey, you never know!

JJJ

JJJ

Off topic:

A lonely guy decided that life would be more fun if he had a pet. So, he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he decided on a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for its house.

He took the centipede home, found a good location for the box, and then decided he would start off by taking his new pet out for a walk.

He walked over to the box and asked, “Would you like to go to out for a short walk with me?” But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, “How about going out for an evening walk?” But again, there was no answer from his new friend.

He waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede’s house and shouting, “Hey, in there! Would you like to go out for a walk!!!?”

An agitated little voice came shrieking from the box, “I heard you the first time…I’m putting on my shoes!!!”

JJJ

JJJ

A very depressed Republican confides to his psychiatrist:
“Doctor, every morning I miss Bush and Cheney. What should I do?”

The shrink look at him puzzled, shrugs his shoulders, and suggests:
“Just reload and try again.”

JJJ

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