Peter’s Humor? – Fall 2017

From Peter Muller, Vice-President, C.A.S.H.

A hunter is introduced to his first thermos-bottle. He is very curious about it and asks the sales clerk what it does. The sales clerk says it’s a wonderful invention which keeps cold food cold and hot food hot. The hunter is very impressed and buys one.

On his next hunting-trip he tells his friends, “Just wait till you see what I got for lunch.” His friends’ curiosity is piqued and they press him to tell what it is that he brought with him. But he persists in not telling them.

Finally, it’s lunch time. With great ceremony, he pulls out his thermos bottle and proudly proclaims, “How would you like some hot soup and ice-cream?”

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A guy is telling some hunting jokes to his friends. Finally one of them interrupts him saying, “Please be aware that I am and have been a hunter for years.”

The guy hesitates and says, “Sorry, should I start over and talk very, very slowly?”

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A duck hunter bought a bird dog and discovered that the dog could actually walk on water. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him, so he decided to take them all hunting with his new dog.

After a full day of not being able to kill any ducks, the host hunter decided to throw some floating balls into the pond to show his friends what would have happened had they killed any ducks. He urged them all to watch. Each time the hunter threw a ball, the dog calmly walked across the water and retrieved the balls while only getting his paws wet.

Finally, out of disappointment and boredom, the invited hunters decided to leave. The hunter who hosted their outing was surprised that no one had commented on his amazing new dog. Instead they sat stone-faced. This continued all the way back home.

Finally, the duck hunter couldn’t control himself any longer and asked his friends, “Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?”

“I sure did,” responded the most pessimistic of the bunch. “He can’t swim.”

 

 

 

 

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