Peter’s Humor – Fall 2015/Winter 2016

We didn’t think that Pete’s Humor could get worse, but it has. While Pete is recovering, Uncle Joe has taken over for Pete temporarily, Our apologies…]


Q: Did you hear about the hunter that locked his keys in his car?
A: He had to use a coat hanger to get his family out.

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Q: What does a hunter do when his laptop freezes?
A: He sticks it in the microwave!

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A hunter was speeding in a 75 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled him over. The police officer walked up to the car and said “I’m a hunter too, so just show me your license and you’ll get off with a warning.” The driver searched frantically and finally said to the policeman, “What does a driver’s license look like?’ Irritated, the cop said, “Don’t be difficult, it’s got your picture on it!” The hunter frantically searched again and found a small, rectangular mirror. He held it up to his face and said, “This must be my driver’s license”, then handed it to the officer. The cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, “You’re free to go. If I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this.”

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A man was mowing his front yard when his duck hunting neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. He opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A minute later he went to the mailbox and again opened it and slammed it shut. Angrily, back into the house he went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, the neighbor came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it harder than ever. Puzzled, the man asked, “Is something wrong?” To which the hunter replied, “There certainly is!” My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

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One day a hunter was watching the news and the news anchor said that a serial killer was on the loose. Frightened, he rushed into the kitchen, grabbed all his cereal, and ran it down to the basement.


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