Peter’s Humor – Fall 2011

From Peter Muller, VP, C.A.S.H.

C.A.S.H. apologizes if you are not amused…

An old deer hunter named Bill, dressed head to foot in camo, went into a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the deer hunter and asked him, “Are you a real deer hunter?”

To which he replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life in the woods, tracking deer, stalking deer and shooting deer, so yes, I guess I am a real deer hunter.” After a short while he asked her what she was.

She replied, “I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. I get up in the morning thinking of women, when I eat, watch TV everything makes me think about women.”

 A short while later she left and the deer hunter ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, “Are you a real deer hunter?”

The deer hunter replied, “Well I always thought I was a deer hunter, but I just found out that I’m a lesbian.”

An old hunter was taking his wife on her first hunting trip. As he gets closer to his favorite hunting spot the road gets rougher. He just keeps on going over steep hills and around sharp turns. After about 10 minutes a police car pulls him over.

The officer comes over to him and says “Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?”

He looks confused but then breathes a big sigh of relief, smiles and replies, “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf.”

A hunter gets lost along a deep and wide river. He looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one. Yet, when looking to the other side again, he happened to see another hunter on the opposite river bank.

He calls to him, “How do I get to the other side of the river?”

The other hunter looks puzzled and shouts back “Why? You are already on the other side of the river!”

Q: How do you make a hunter laugh on Saturday?

A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.


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