Peter’s Humor? – Fall 2009

C.A.S.H. apologizes if you are not amused.


A hunter walked up to the front desk of the library and said, “I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I’ve ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there just a whole lot of characters!

” The librarian was puzzled at first – then she realized what happened; she replied, “Oh, you’re the person who took our phone book.”


Q- What do you call a local Pennsylvania judge with an IQ of 50 who presides over a hunter-harassment trial?

A- Your honor


An AR activist who had a couple too many drinks in a bar stands up and says, “All hunters are dimwitted.”

A big, tough, mean-looking guy stands up and says “Hey…I resent that…”

The AR activists asks, “Why? Are you a hunter?”

The big, tough guy says, “No. I’m dimwitted.”


A hunter, in a desperate effort to acquire some culture decided to attend the opera.

An usher came by and noticed him sprawled across three entire seats. He whispered to the hunter, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.”

The hunter groaned but didn’t budge.

The usher became more impatient. “Sir, if you don’t get up from there, I’m going to have to call the manager. The hunter just groaned.

The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment, he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the hunter, but with no success.

Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, “All right buddy, what’s you’re name?”

“Sam,” the hunter moaned. “Where ya from, Sam?”

With pain in his voice Sam replied…. “The balcony.”


Q- How many dumb-hunter jokes are there?

A- Only three. The rest are true stories.


A hunter was proud to tell everybody that he was a sixth-generations hunter and derived from an altogether remarkable ancestry.

“Now my grandfather, he knew the exact date that he was going to die. Not only that, but he knew at what time and how he would die.”

An impressed listener asked, “Wow, that’s Incredible. How did he know all of that?”

The hunter explained: “The judge told him.”


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