PETER’S HUMOR? – Fall 2000

By Peter Muller

Q. What would you call hunter with half a brain?
A. Extraordinarily gifted.

Q. How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented by a hunter?
A. Anybody else would have called a teethbrush.

Q. What is the difference between a Yeti and an intelligent hunter?
A. Several people have reported seeing a Yeti.

Q Why are most jokes in this column one-liners?
A. So hunters can read them in one afternoon.

 

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